I saw you jogging around the lake and followed you to Dunn brothers. I
was trying to work up my courage to get out of my van and go into Dunn
brothers but you were only inside for 30 minutes. As you left the
coffee shop I followed you slowly as you walked up the block. I think
you got nervous when I hit the garbage cans that some jerk left on the
boulevard! I guess I did hop the curb, but still, they were pretty
close to the street. Anyways, I watched you start to run and I wanted
to explain what happened, you started screaming for help as I tackled
you, whats with the screaming anyways? And why do women always scream
when I try to talk at them? Anyways, thats when I got a face full of
mace...that was three days ago, and I was just released from the jail.
I was hoping you could meet me and possibly drop the charges.
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lol sounds like a missed connection on craigslist
I got the humor.....but it still gave me chills. (shudders)
bwahahahaha